Here’s a great practical joke:
Go to http://www.wakerupper.com.
Sign up (free); type in the phone number of a friend and type a message to wake them up.
Useless Information (from Noel Botham’s Book of Useless Information)
Peanuts are cholesterol free and are on of the ingredients found in dynamite.
No wonder I outperform myself after lunch!
Have a great week! Rita
Useless Information
The University of Alaska stretches across four time zones. (That’s higher math for me!)
Quote of the Day
“Instinct is the nose of the mind.”
– Delphine Gay de Girardin
About Delphine Gay de Girardi n
French writer Delphine Gay de Girardin was equally well known for her patriotic poetry and for the brilliant literary gatherings at her home. She was born in France in 1804; her mother was the well-known author Sophie Gay. Delphine called herself the “Muse of the Nation” for her poetry about France. Under the pseudonym Vicomte Charles de Launay, she wrote a gossip column with comedic sketches of Parisian life. She died in 1855.
From Everyday Health, 2012.
Useless
Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.
From Noel Botham’s Ultimate Book of Useless Information
Practical Jokes
When you are a guest at a party, sneek upstairs, fill the bathroom sink with goldfish (be sure to use the plug/stopper). When the host enters the bathroom, turns on the light, the goldfish will scatter in the sink.
From: it happened to me.
Practical Joke
Next time you are on an elevator…pick up the phone and call the Psychic Hotline and ask them what floor you’re on!
from The Practical Joker’s Handbook by Tim Nyberg
Useless Information
The billionth digit of pi is nine. Just sayin!
from The Book of Useless Information by Noel Botham
Have a great go get em, accomplished day! I for one, don’t know where to start on my list!
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Daily Inspiration from Garrison Keillor They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I’m going to miss mine by just a few days. GARRISON KEILLOR, “Lecture in San Francisco,” Lake Wobegon Days
Useless from Noel Botham’s The Book of Useless Information
President James Garfield could write Latin with one hand and Greek with the other—simultaneously.
Have a great weekend!
Useless
All U.S. presidents have worn glasses; some of them just didn’t like to be seen wearing them in public.
From Noel Botham’s The Book of Useless Information.
Daily Inspiration
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Garrison Keillor
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Useless Information from Noel Botham’s The Book of Useless Information
A can of Diet Coke will float in water, while a can of regular Coke sinks.
Amazing, isn’t it? Isn’t that a test for the amount of fat we store in bodies? The more you can float the less muscle your body has. Hmmmm…an imponderable!
Daily Inspiration
Most of us spend our lives as if we have another one in the bank.
~Ben Irwin
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Office Practical Jokes
One of my favorites…leave a phone message on your colleague’s desk, write down the name of one of their important “outside” contacts. Leave the phone number of the local Zoo.
Daily Inspiration
“Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: ‘I’m with you kid. Let’s go.’”
– Maya Angelou
About Maya Angelou
American poet and author Maya Angelou is best known for her autobiography, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. She was born in St. Louis in 1928 and grew up in rural Arkansas. Due to her activism, Martin Luther King asked her to take a leadership position in his organization. In 1993, at President Clinton’s request, she wrote and performed a poem at his inauguration. She has also directed films and appeared on television. She teaches at Wake Forest University.
Copyright: Everyday Health 2011.
July 26, 2011
Quote of the Day
“Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.”
– Carl Jung
About Carl Jung
Carl Jung, the Swiss psychiatrist who originated such well-known psychological concepts as the archetype and the collective unconscious, has provided inspiration to people ranging from Joseph Campbell to Bill Wilson, the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous. He was born in 1875 in a small town; he studied with Sigmund Freud before parting ways due to the radical difference in their views of human nature. Jung is considered second only to Freud in his influence on modern psychology, particularly in the area of dream analysis. He died in 1961.
Credit: from Today’s Inspiration
Daily Prank
Create your own special!
Next time you are out dining….replace a plastic tent holder with a special of your own….my personal favorite: PRUNE PIE: today only: $1.95.
Credit: The Practical Joker’s Handbook
